Pie Fucking

The act of fucking a pie.

"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."

by 3nn December 16, 2008

cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

by areaman26 January 18, 2009

fuck pie

To have a rough, unkempt look.

When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.

by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006

fuck pie

slang for calling someone a dork, idiot, annoying, loser.

That little fuck pie cock-blocked me.

by OBill February 21, 2004

fuck pie

When two people engage in sexual intercourse and they place a graham cracker pie crust underneath them to catch the juices that drip down. It is then baked at 350 degrees in the oven and can thereafter be enjoyed.

Andrew and Alice had some intense lovin then enjoyed a nice fuck pie for desert.

by Oh you December 13, 2007

Fuck Bitch Fuck Pie !

When your super angry and you cant think of anything else to say .

Samantha : Ohh Shit! Im Pregnant !
Leroy : Is It Mine ?
Samantha : Yea

Leroy : So I Gotta Pay Child Support
Samantha : Yea !
Leroy : Fuck Bitch Fuck Pie !

by yourmom_34567 March 1, 2010

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008