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brown pie 

when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )

"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"
brown pie by im#1SuperStar July 19, 2009

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.
I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.
Brownie Pie by utorr March 31, 2011

Brown-Eye Pie

a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!
aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn
Brown-Eye Pie by yowussup October 4, 2010

brown eye cream pie 

a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
your mom likes it when i give her a brown eye cream pie

brown pie 

Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.
Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?

Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.
brown pie by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007

Brownie Pie

When you're partner takes a shit on your dick and she proceeds to masturbate you.
My girlfriend gave me a Brownie Pie.
Brownie Pie by Brownieman69 August 22, 2011