PicoTard 

A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.

That Frank is such a PicoTard the other day he blew his nose on a goat.

PicoTard by mortensent April 11, 2005

Pivotarded

Being challenged at working Pivotal.

I don't know how to work this program, I'm so pivotarded.

Pivotarded by Hill F July 20, 2008