Pickle finger refers to the state in which you finish fingering a girl (or yourself, if you are female) and your finger is now covered in vaginal moisture. The wet mess you're left with all over your finger resembles the process of "pickling", or preserving of food. This term is even more accurate when the mess just doesn't seem to wanna wash off of your finger, leaving it feeling moist and sometimes leaving a stench. Congrats, your finger is now pickled.
I went over to Stacy's last night. I left with the worst pickle finger ever.
I tried washing my hands 4 times, her vagina sauce just wouldn't come off. I had pickle finger all night.
A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.