A post-ironic slang term used to dramatize ordinary situations. It references a 2021 Adult Swim short in which a contagious "glitch" virus spreads across cartoons, transforming characters into grotesque versions of themselves and destroying their worlds. The term persists largely because the short became embedded in children's content, which gave it a reputation as cringeworthy to reference directly.
"bro my monitor keeps cutting out i think its a pibby glitch or something"
When someone attempts to apply Schrodinger's douchebag to someone when it is very obvious the person is joking
OP: me when i have to shoot my dog because i'm bored
person 1: what is actually wrong with you!!!! you deserve prison!!
OP: i've never actually done that
person 2: there it is everyone *slow clap*, Schrodinger's asshole ladies and gentlemen
sane person 1: classic pibby glitch fallacy, there is no way you read that and thought it was serious
That moment when someone is offended by a obvious joke, and another person attempts to apply Schrodinger's asshole to the one who was joking
person 1: my kids trapped in the krampus's sack begging to be let out as they get dragged to hell
person 2: WTF IS WRONG IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?!?!??!
person 1: i never intended seriousness wtf?
person 3: Schrodinger's douchebag in full motion btw
person 4: yeah no clearly a joke - pibby glitch fallacy LOLL
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!