Photodoid

photodoid is a running gag which the shneedlorps use constantly in and out of discord also known as ear rape

Shneed speaks through a photodoid mic, what a fuckin loser

Photodoid by SuperRetardMaN November 22, 2025

Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.

...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...

Hibernal Photoconductor by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005

Photodouche 

That random guy and/or girl who always pops up in large group photos, that nobody particularly knows. This type of a douche is commonly found in clubs and frequently is seen throwing up the way overused deuces.

Hey man this is a really nice pic...wait...who's that Photodouche in the back?

Photodouche by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Photodiode 

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun

Photodiode by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

PhotoDicking 

noun
1. Informal
a. The art of hiding your genitals in otherwise normal pictures (or video) so that the victims do not notice you have shown them your genitals until it is too late if they notice at all.
b. Photobombing...but with your dick.

Photobombing....but with your dick

www.photodicking.com

PhotoDicking by Dv8 October 6, 2012

photodict 

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by other people but never shared his/her own to the public.

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

photodict by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.

Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!

Photodonged by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019