Phone Heard 

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

Phone Heard by ozzyag April 5, 2018

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

one-armed phonehead by boggler December 28, 2005

phonehead 

someone obsessed with their phone and can’t get off of it no matter what/and or originated from lauren mcgrath

Damn Becky... get off your phone... you’re such a phonehead WTF

phonehead by chompingbecky May 31, 2018

Phonehead 

Noun: it is the verbal declaration of when you're viewing your phone and it slip out of your hands and smacks you in the head.

Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.

1. HER: ahh my phone slipped and hit me in the head. HIM: phonehead!
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.

Phonehead by Mister missedher March 27, 2025

Phonehead 

A person whose only median for online interaction is their cellphone. On top of this, they are trend hoppers and authentic humor is completely alien to them. These are the same people that constantly reference the latest memes from TikTok or whatever the fuck. Most phoneheads are also AIheads.

Phonehead 1: Hey guys wanna play some Grow a Garden? It is the best game on Roblox, the only place on the internet where you can play video games.

Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.

Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.

Phonehead by Guest 666 Acolyte August 8, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020