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Phone Guy 

An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes.

Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."

1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
Phone Guy by AvatarOfTheWhore January 4, 2021
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Phone guy 

a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf
Phone guy by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

Phone Guy 

The kid that shouts out "phone" obnoxiously when the phone rings and everyone can hear it
Leland shouted out "Phone" while the teacher answered it, he was known as the "phone guy"
Phone Guy by Silvy154 May 24, 2011
slang term referring to apple product iphone.
Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."
Guy-phone by GUY-PHONEowner August 6, 2011

Phone guyussy 

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.
Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho
Phone guyussy by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

phoneguyshusband 

A annoying person who takes things out of context and doesn't think about their actions. they love to play victim and get people to defend them. they overstep other peoples boundaries. they also seem to be a compulsive liar. they try to involve unessary people into their drama for no obvious reason.
person 1: bro my friend lied about me and took what i said out of context :(((((((
person 2: that sounds like phoneguyshusband to me, also that sucks man
phoneguyshusband by uh yea February 6, 2022

phoneguyshusband 

A annoying person who takes things out of context and doesn't think about their actions. they love to play victim and get people to defend them. they overstep other peoples boundaries. they also seem to be a compulsive liar. they try to involve unessary people into their drama for no obvious reason.
person 1: bro my friend lied about me and took what i said out of context :(((((((
person 2: that sounds like phoneguyshusband to me, also that sucks man
phoneguyshusband by uh yea February 6, 2022
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