Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017