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Phone Bar 

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.
Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.
Phone Bar by JayZaldo March 13, 2009
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also referred to as the skrteist of the Barbie phone bois

Phonebarassed 

A person who is phonebarassed is someone who thinks their phone is obsolete towards the new phones such as the Apple iPhone 3GS or the Blackberry series.
Guy 1: "Look at this guy, he looks afraid to take out his phone."

Guy2: "That's is what we call someone phonebarassed!"

Phonebarassed guy thinking: "Wow, I'm so phonebarassed! I'm still carrying a Nokia 3310 in my pocket! I really want to get a new phone..."
Phonebarassed by filarea February 1, 2010

PhoneBar 

A conveniently located cell phone charging station; usually at an airport, restaurant, bar, concert hall, music festival or live event.

Commonly misspelled as two words.
Peter: Awe man, my phone is dead and I left my phone charger at home.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
PhoneBar by ClarkKent08 December 2, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004