Phoine

Originating and similar in meaning to "fine" this humorous derivation is used as a reply to when one has made a trivial mistake and, as a result, is sarcastically told to end their own lives. The way in which they are told is very specific as it can not be a direct call to suicide but said in a way where the intent is clear. The variation of spelling is due to the altered pronunciation as the "ho" is pronounced with the profound relief of finally having an excuse to end one's life. Most commonly used between absurdists, this word is only used under the mutual understanding that one wishes to escape the futility of searching for meaning in life through suicide.

Friend: You should really kill yourself
You: PHOINE!

by eeeehhhhroion November 6, 2017

phoine

First used to describe how fine Simone Biles is. Combination of the words "phat", and "fine", with an added "oi" to stress how fine the woman is. Phat refers to a fat ass, and fine means the girl is smoking hot (since Simone Biles is both of these things, she is phoine).

Gawd Damn, did you see that girl? She is phoine.

by Phoine23 August 23, 2016

bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

by hnoss April 6, 2017

old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Banger phone

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.

Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.

by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

phone zombie

A person who walks around while staring at their phone's screen. They are almost always stumbling slowly in the way of general progress. Likely to be seen blocking the only path. Usually oblivious and inconsiderate.

Damn did you see that phone zombie walk into an open manhole cover?
phone zombie phone zombie slow walker in the way rude oblivious

by jkkstyle June 13, 2013

Phone bot

A person who is constantly using there cell phone.

I cannot believe how so many people are constantly using there cell phones all of the time , it's like every time you see them there head's are buried in them walking , waiting or even while trying to pay for something at the register in the store even while driving a car , it's like these people have become phone bots .

by CFOD May 7, 2022