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Joaquin-Phoenixed 

A very rare disease one can attain from watching too many or acting in too many M. Night Shyamalan films. Though it may seem like a joke, this is a serious matter that must be addressed summarily. This disease can attenuate motivation, make you grow comical facial hair, face plant off a stage, increase your need to take narcotics by 675% as well as make one place gum under David Lettermans desk. Serious side effects include making one quit acting and start rapping. If indeed M. Night Shymalan is the cause of this, Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis should be joining NO LIMIT RECORDS any day now.
I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
Joaquin-Phoenixed by TB2-nola February 13, 2009

phoenixism 

Recurrent theme in pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong; to devour itself in flames and arise again from its own ash, like the legendary creature.

CCP, if we burn, you burn with us.
nmslese: cockroaches! nmsl! cnmb! gtfo of our land! HK's ours and we rule!
hongkonger: oh really? we'll show you how phoenixism works *shrugs
phoenixism by FreeHK May 17, 2020

Getting Phoenixed 

Getting majorly screwed by a computerized system that messes up critical functions. (Drawn from the epic fail of a government pay system).
Seriously, I'm not getting my paychecks, my e-mails aren't fuctioning , I'm not showing up in the system and, well - I just hate getting Phoenixed.

phoenixhamsta 

Dude 1: Hey, what’s that YouTuber we we’re gonna be watching this night?
Dude 2: Phoenixhamsta. Why do you need it?
Dude 1: Just wanna know.
phoenixhamsta by LetMeOof May 28, 2021