Phil Jones

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The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020

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To have an amazing face

Phil jones has an awsome face

phil jones by Pdiofifposjd June 9, 2019

Related Words

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Phil Jones by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

Phil Jonesed by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Philonescarion

A person who deeply loves mystery , the unknown, and discovery ;one drawn to explore what others overlook or fear

Philonescarion = noun
Philo - love or fondness for something

Nescari - latin nescio - unknown, hidden things
-on - common latin style ending used in nouns

"Eiran was a true philonescarion, always searching for the wonders hidden beyond the edge of maps "
"Only aa philonescarion would enter the forgotten caves just to see what lies beyond "

Philonescarion by Arnav pratap November 13, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026