Phil Jones

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

by Benny XI August 12, 2020

phil jones

To have an amazing face

Phil jones has an awsome face

by Pdiofifposjd June 9, 2019

Phil Jones

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Philonescarion

A person who deeply loves mystery , the unknown, and discovery ;one drawn to explore what others overlook or fear

Philonescarion = noun
Philo - love or fondness for something

Nescari - latin nescio - unknown, hidden things
-on - common latin style ending used in nouns

"Eiran was a true philonescarion, always searching for the wonders hidden beyond the edge of maps "
"Only aa philonescarion would enter the forgotten caves just to see what lies beyond "

by Arnav pratap November 13, 2025