Phil Jones

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The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

Phil Jones by Benny XI August 12, 2020

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To have an amazing face

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Phil Jones by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020

phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

phil jones by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

Phil Jonesed by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Philonescarion

A person who deeply loves mystery , the unknown, and discovery ;one drawn to explore what others overlook or fear

Philonescarion = noun
Philo - love or fondness for something

Nescari - latin nescio - unknown, hidden things
-on - common latin style ending used in nouns

"Eiran was a true philonescarion, always searching for the wonders hidden beyond the edge of maps "
"Only aa philonescarion would enter the forgotten caves just to see what lies beyond "

Philonescarion by Arnav pratap November 13, 2025

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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