Pheak 

Pheak is the type of man who you should always keep in your life. His heart is bigger than the galaxy, and he continues to give even when he has nothing left to give. Once you break down the walls he has built around him, he is the most kindest and loyal friend you can ever have. Loving, selfless and strong, Pheak can be the best thing to ever happen to you…SO NEVER LET HIM GO!!

Because if you do, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

I’m the luckiest person to have befriended with Pheak!!!!!!

Pheak by Pheaky November 21, 2021

Peaks100 

A menacing, 5’4, black air force wearing, food critic that has beef with anything.

He started off as an unknown rapper and eventually moved to TikTok. He gained his popularity from his black-air-force energy TikTok’s and challenges that he always fails. Such as the Sprite Challenge.

His comment section is flooded with the nerd “🤓” emoji and has only grown from there.

Even after he got a kidney stone from all the bad foods he consumes, he still continues to drink Starbucks every morning. He’s truly a Villain.

Guy1: “Yo you know that guy Peaks100 on TikTok?”
Guy2: “You mean that short ankle biter gremlin that eats fried food all day?”

Peaks100 by brogotbeefwith August 22, 2022

pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.

Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.

pheasant heart by epetes December 13, 2015

Peak Meeting 

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012

Pheasant 

A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack

Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"

Pheasant by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019

Peak bagging 

Peak baggers have a mild obsession with collecting as many summit victories over significant named peaks as possible. They'll hike often and quickly usually sacrificing comfort for time saved.

Frank: Hey Bob, Let's do this loop trail and we can bag 6 peaks on one hike!
Bob: It's 20 miles of trail!
Frank: We can do it!
Bob: Got to love Peak Bagging!

Peak bagging by Crom2011 August 22, 2011

crotch pheasants 

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

crotch pheasants by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009