pharyngitis 

An inflammation of the throat. The term is also a street term used to alert a partner of a possible HIV infection.

Before we do this, you should know I have pharyngitis...

pharyngitis by TonyEvereadyClownin July 13, 2011

Pharyngitis 

Pharyngitis is inflammation of the pharynx, which is in the back of the throat. Typically caused by too much oral sex performed on men.

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An inflammation of the throat. The term is also a street term used to alert a partner of a possible HIV infection.

Before we do this, you should know I have pharyngitis...

Pharyngitis by BD-Engery July 26, 2022

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

pharyigitus 

a form of fupa, perhaps a fupa infection

boilerbabe1819: which i know what i have, i have pharyigitus

pharyigitus by Brock Cosworth December 2, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022