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Phantump 

Sure, this Pokémon can look cute and cuddly on the outside but if you look at it’s Pokédex entry you can find out it’s a fucking dead child.
I think the shiny and unshiny versions of Phantump are like different races
Phantump by FortniteIsAGoodName July 11, 2018
Words you can keep
Phantum is an up-and-coming hip hop producer from the Toronto area. His style consists of anything from dark trap bangers, euphoric slower vibes, to tropical sounding grooves.

Also having a background in audio engineering he’s worked with many different reputable artists from Canada, United States, and the U.K including rwrXero, Jordan Solomon, Yung Tory, Yung Mal, Lil Berete, Houdini, Uno the Activist, FBG Duck, Roney, AJ Tracey, Rarri, Supreme Patty and many more.
Phantum been the plug
Phantum by Eskalala January 31, 2020

phatnump 

the shortest human to exist, dwarves flee at his mighty lack of size.
where'd phatnump go?

Look down

Oh yea
phatnump by pmuntahp May 31, 2023
The Character name of an assassin from Aion - Tower of Eternity. This man dominated my anus so profoundly every time I met him in the abyss. A true legend, and leader of one of the best guilds that ever roamed Elyos; Fallen Sun Gaming.
Oh there goes Phantum again.

OMG, Phantum just dominated me again; Won't he ever leave me alone?!
Phantum by Dextrous Emo January 25, 2012

phantum. 

A combination of gay and retarded. If you're a phantum., you have 50 chromosomes and like cock in ur anal path.
did u see phantum., the fortnite player?

yea man he was taking it from the behind
phantum. by hatesg@t May 26, 2019

phantomphilia 

Dude #1: Bro, I just pissed on a ghost and now it's horny as hell. What do I do?
Dude #2: Phantomphilia all the way, my dude.
phantomphilia by Cyanide Candy October 7, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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