Def 1

To be an asshole/dick. A person who says jerk comments in order to make himself feel better about who he is and to make others feel bad.

Def 2
Taking a poop.

Example 1
When i told him i got an 81 on my test, he turned into a peyshub and said he got 82.

Example 2
After eating 12 bite sized rotis, i had to take a mean peyshub.

Peyshub by peyshub August 16, 2011

Related Words

Peysoh • Peyso • peyson • Persohnify • Peyshub

Peyson

Peyson’s are dumb bitches. They are gorgeous, so fucking stupid like we’re do they get it from.

“There’s peyson, she’s so pretty, but she failed the easiest math test last week.”

Peyson by Nipple licker3000 November 7, 2019

Peyso

The definition of a real ass nigga

Mane that nigga Peyso real as shit, he a real nigga

Peyso by _peyso August 28, 2019

peyson

Usually a tall white kid that like the chargers and hates every Oakland Raider fan out there. peyson's usually are huge faggots that have extremely high voices and like Justin Bieber.

"Peyson should just end his YouTube channel"

"I hate peyson. he is annoying"

peyson by Lol just me dude August 25, 2014

peyso

the definition of a real ass nigga

mane that nigga Peyso real as shit, he a real nigga no cap!

peyso by _peyso August 28, 2019

Peyson

A beautiful redhead with a heart of gold.

Always willing to put others before herself. A total lover of all things

Simply a blessing to have in your life

Peyson is the best kid in the world

Peyson by Megara July 5, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026