"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."

or,

"hey, what happened... did i black out?"

"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."

peyote orgasm by polarpig October 7, 2009

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Don Peyote

Someone who leads you on a fantastic, most likely impossible and quite possibly fatal drug-induced quest for more drugs.

When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.

Don Peyote by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008

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Peyow Peyow

Used in the same way as "Humina Humina Humina", it (1)indicates a hot chick or (2)the act of knocking boots.

Is often accompanied by a pelvis thrusting action.

Origin: From a semi-popular New Zealand TV series, Brotown.

(1)A hot chick walks past, Guy #1 says, "Peyow Peyow!"
Guy #2 says, "Where?"

(2)Guy #1 says, "Man I got some Peyow Peyow this morning."

Pronounced : Pee-yow Pee-yow

Peyow Peyow by Bryan the Bongfish May 24, 2005

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Peyote Ugly

A human being so repugnant that no amount of mind altering substances could possibly make them attractive.

That girl is Peyote Ugly.

Peyote Ugly by Jburkett85 September 19, 2011

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