UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024
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Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
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Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.
by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006
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