peyonnaise 

UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz

Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".

Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.

Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.

Mom: peyonnaise?

Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?

peyonnaise by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024

peyonnaise 

UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz

Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".

Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.

Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.

Mom: peyonnaise?

Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?

peyonnaise by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024

payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.

What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.

payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006