Petrocelli

a verb used for putting a finger up someones butthole.

i petrocellied sally last night.

by queesha November 30, 2009

Nick Petrocelli

Retard Dumbass

Nick Petrocelli? No we dont talk to him

by TroyBoi17 May 31, 2020

Petrified Petrocelli

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?

by buttholeburning April 24, 2023

Petronella

Stunningly gorgeous, crazy and mad fun to be around! Often that girl that you let in and love quicker than you would other people.

Petronella is always that person in the group willing to do THAT crazy thing with you.

by Choclate milkshake December 31, 2011

The Petronella Effect

The unexplained phenomenon associated with a restaurant or bakery owner who randomly and abruptly closes shop, without properly compensating employees.

“Jack, I showed up for work at the coffee shop today, but we were suddenly out of business. Also , I haven’t gotten paid in a month. I can’t believe a victim of The Petronella Effect.

by Cock of Mike Trout June 11, 2019

petrocollapse

Petrocollape: the collapse of the petroleum-based economy and infrastructure, caused by unbearably high oil prices and crippling shortage. Causes include the global peak in crude oil extraction ("peak oil"), a major and sudden geopolitical event in the Persian Gulf region, the unsustainable growth of the corporate economy and unhealthful consumerism. Context: there is no technological fix for fully replacing petroleum (oil and natural gas) with other fuels or processes because of the unique and multifacted aspects of petroleum which has been so cheap in cost and return on energy invested. Agriculture even more so that transportation is very petroleum intensive, a problem that cannot be solved for a huge, petroleum-dependent population. Alternative approaches such as permaculture and community economics have been suggested.

Petrocollapse has only just started to hit the planet, but Cuba already endured a kind of petrocollapse with the loss of Soviet oil after the break up of the Soviet Union. Cuba's special period in the early 1990s without much oil required a restructuring of society toward urban organic gardening and farming, much more bicycling, and decentralized solar energy. The film "The Power of Community: How Cuba Survived Peak Oil" by Community Solutions tells the history and shares what the Cuban people learned and how they benefited from the changes.

by a depaver October 8, 2009

Petronella Effect

The sudden and unexplained urge for a business owner to resist properly paying his/her/ze’s employees.

“WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE JACK! WHERE’S MY MONEY? ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM THE PETRONELLA EFFECT OR SOMETHING?

by MikeTrout69 June 1, 2019