a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
A loving and caring, desirable person, who can befriend anybody and takes no shit from nobody, will party and dance till the sun comes up, will put you in your place and give you shit, but will love you uncontrollably if you give them hot Cheeto puffs
cant wait for petralia to get here we're gunna party all night, but don't piss her off
When a man is sounded in his dick hole with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the straw, the jizz shoots everywhere like crude oil drilled out of the ground.
Bro a chick gave me a Petrolia Oil Drill and it hurt and felt so good at the same time
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.