Petersyndrome

Stating the obvious. Similar to an oxy moron, but only a lot more obvious and moronic. a person with peters syndrom may also act like they drink and do drugs, of which they dont. They just say so because they think its cool.

*speaking face to face, person 2 is wearing an obviously red shirt*
person 1: are you wearing a red shirt? *seriously*
person 2: no shit.

"oh my god, ryan has the most serious case of petersyndrome"

Petersyndrome by Nation Petersyndrome Society March 19, 2009

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Peter Syndrome 

Gets angry, annoyed, frustrated easily. Likes full control of a situation.
Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.

He's got a case of Peter Syndrome going off

Peter Syndrome by rhodzy January 31, 2018

Peter syndrome 

A disease or illness that causes a person to be so brutally filled with anger , rage , hatred for no reason

Jesus Christ he’s having menstrual problems or he has Peter syndrome

Peter syndrome by Mya G February 28, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022