Peter Panic

A name you use in your facebook account to stalk a beautiful mother of seven kids.

"You have an IQ of 142, but you're a Peter Panic in love."

by aloha milkyway March 26, 2013

Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

by Helping Verb August 23, 2010

panic pack rat peter

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage

Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.

by Russell B July 14, 2003

panic pack rat peter

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

by G January 15, 2004

panic pack rat peter

Notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. Someone who has no short-term memory. Creates chaos from simple instructions.

You have just committed a crime of Panic Pack Rat Peter proportions.

by Lee and G July 17, 2003

panic pack rat peter

overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies......

exwife is a mudshark

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

by d2zag March 31, 2015