An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 08, 2014
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your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.
She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!
by bytehead November 10, 2010
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The act of shaving a hariy, submissive and bound up persons anus in order to make anal sex easier
"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"
by thepetshaver July 09, 2014
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A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!
by LOLINGINMN December 02, 2009
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'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".
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To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple
by Ellisniss MGP January 10, 2011
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