Person 34 

this guy is the worst guy ever he always says OMG GUYS IM RULE 34!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person 1: god i hope person 34 isnt here
person 34: OMG GUYS IM RULE 34
person 32 comes down from person 32 land

person 32: ̵̡̣̰̬͆̀̄̐͌̆̈́̔̄̔̐̀͝Ş̶̟̦̠̪̟͍̩̰̗̩̹̝͈̑̔̃͆̌̎͜͝͠h ̡̛̖̹͉̫̰̰͚̬̪̙͓͕̦͖̰͈͈̹̺̣̫̊͐͐̔̃̒̐̈́̃́̃̈́͗̎̕̚͜͜͠͝ų̴̼͇̌͛̃͑͑͑̓̉̈́͗͂̈́͝͝t̴̢̲̫͇̥͇̱̥̰͇̘̠̻̣͎̪̩̦̳̝̝̝̉̾̈́̐̋̽͋̇͆̀̏̀͑̀͘͘ ̯̩̘̥̪̼̳͍̪̗͕̘̙̜̲̪̗̖̤̮͊̅͋͛̉̀̚͜͝ͅẗ̶̡̨̛̛͔̭̝̲̤̜̫̤̪̜̥͙͎̭̬͎̪̫̫͉̺͓̼́͗́͂̈͂̾̓̃͆̑̿̒̇̂̕͘h ̢͉̩̜̰̫̯͇͈̻̼̙̜̌e̶̛̹̜̖̘͙̗̪̝̤̓̌̀̏̓͗̿͒̐̑̽̊́̀̑̆̈̚ ̢̡̻͇̬̫͕̱̯̮͈̫͕̜̦͈͗̒͊̇ͅͅf̵̨̠̰̲̦͕̬͍̝̦̝̳̤͖͉̘̳̃̈́̄̾ͅͅͅu ̛̖͒̌̅̊̽̈͒͐̀̆͗̽͂͊̒́̍̕͝c ̧̡̺͉͉̲̥̙͇͈̪̜̖̯̯̀̃̀̾̂̍͌̐͊̈́͂͜͝͠ͅk̴̡̛̛̼̥̣̬̠͕̫̭̟̝͉̦̬̬̩̿̈̇̇́̂ ̶̧̦͉̈́̑̂u ̢̛̛̛̛̎̇͛́̐̃̍̊̋̆̇̒̇̌̎̉̏̋͘p ̛̗͓̜͇͙̥̥̪͕̺͈͓̭̗̭̰̤͇͑́͆̃̈́̐́̓͆̒̈́̓̈̂̊̀͋̚͝

Person 34 by macedoniabest October 10, 2025

Person 34

Person 34 (X) vs Person 35 (O)
NNO
NXN
NNN

A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears
Person 33 : Ouch! What is that
Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away.
Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed
Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us.

NXO
NXN
NON
Person 33 : This will be a draw
Person 33-35 start to fall in the void
Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA
Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss.

Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star
Person 33 : Why is it hard to move?
Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter.
Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes
Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong.
Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes
Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants.
A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them
Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon
Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already
Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.

Person 34 : This is smart! This red moss should have protection from the star.
5 minutes later
Person 34-35 also cover their face with moss.
20 minutes later
Person 33 : AHHHHH! I'm falling somewhere! Help!
Person 34-35 : Pull Person 33 out.
Person 34 : These worms have loosened the soil. (Points to 4-10 cm thin worms with a wide round jaw and strange teeth)
Person 33 : They are biting me!
Person 33-35 : Shaking off the worms from Person 33.
17 minutes later
Person 35 : Look on the sky , it's glowing like northern lights!
Person 34 : There was already too much radiation and now more? We need to hide somewhere.
Person 33 : We are safe , we have red moss.
Person 34 : Radiation passes through things. Not to mention , this is blue giant star.
Person 35 : Where can we hide?
Person 34. Let me think. We have endless hard ground, worm pits, red moss, and meter-high slugs. We can hide in worm pits if they are big enough.
The sky is glowing stronger
Person 33 : These worms again?
Person 34 : If you don't want to go here , you can choose to die under radiation.
Person 33 : Okay , okay.

Person 34 by mbxjsy October 13, 2025