pervtard 

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.

Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.

pervtard by FactRzerO November 17, 2003

perryfarian 

a follower of perry. (the one who will constantly pop a perry)

Chris: hey Perry do u believe in perryfarianism?
Perry: yeah ofc Joseph, i pop a perry rather often

perryfarian by ur local perryfarian October 9, 2022

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

permatarded 

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

permatarded by b.chan March 12, 2008

permatard 

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

permatard by kennyattic April 12, 2007

Pertarded 

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

Pertarded by See Dee June 16, 2010

jerrytard 

When an elderly person loses all mental faculties and slips into the retard zone.

The term originated when a mass number of baby boomers who were not previously retarded, entered into their geriatric stages and displayed aspects of mental faculty loss. "Retardation" This resulted in the need for expansion of English medical jargon.

User 1: did you see gramps last night at the party?
User 2: I did, what was wrong with him? He was acting really weird.
User 1: Yea, he was acting like a full blown jerrytard!
User 2: ut was only a matter of time before his jerrytardation sunk in.

jerrytard by Etamolygest August 13, 2015