jerrytard 

When an elderly person loses all mental faculties and slips into the retard zone.

The term originated when a mass number of baby boomers who were not previously retarded, entered into their geriatric stages and displayed aspects of mental faculty loss. "Retardation" This resulted in the need for expansion of English medical jargon.

User 1: did you see gramps last night at the party?
User 2: I did, what was wrong with him? He was acting really weird.
User 1: Yea, he was acting like a full blown jerrytard!
User 2: ut was only a matter of time before his jerrytardation sunk in.

jerrytard by Etamolygest August 13, 2015

jerrytarian

A jerrytarian is a person who says they’re healthy but eats lots of junk food in secret and really is not that healthy.

Omg, you eat like a jerrytarian!

jerrytarian by Maia66 May 11, 2020

G-Spot Jerrymandering 

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.

"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"

G-Spot Jerrymandering by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021

jerktard 

A person who is a jerk and retard all at the same time.

Similiar to jork

"David Viner is a jerktard!"

jerktard by craze3 January 21, 2004

Ben and Jerryland 

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

Ben and Jerryland by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

jeretard 

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:

*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.

jeretard by justard October 18, 2010

jermtard 

A accurate discription for Jeremy Boss

Has anyone spoken to jermtard today?

jermtard by Dowdydogz February 11, 2019