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jerrytard

When an elderly person loses all mental faculties and slips into the retard zone.

The term originated when a mass number of baby boomers who were not previously retarded, entered into their geriatric stages and displayed aspects of mental faculty loss. "Retardation" This resulted in the need for expansion of English medical jargon.
User 1: did you see gramps last night at the party?
User 2: I did, what was wrong with him? He was acting really weird.
User 1: Yea, he was acting like a full blown jerrytard!
User 2: ut was only a matter of time before his jerrytardation sunk in.
by Etamolygest August 13, 2015
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jerrytarian

A jerrytarian is a person who says they’re healthy but eats lots of junk food in secret and really is not that healthy.
Omg, you eat like a jerrytarian!
by Maia66 May 11, 2020
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G-Spot Jerrymandering

A coital action where you cross your wrists and begin to insert every finger into a female sex partner's vagina, then continue to push inward until all but the thumbs are inside. Turning your palms out facing you with wrists still crossed, you do an 8 finger stroking session along the entirety of the vaginal cavity including the G-spot. Continue this until your partner taps out from overstimulation.
"hey girl, you look a little pent up... I bet some G-Spot Jerrymandering will set you straight!"
by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021
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jerktard

A person who is a jerk and retard all at the same time.

Similiar to jork
"David Viner is a jerktard!"
by craze3 January 21, 2004
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Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.
Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.
by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019
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jeretard

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:
*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.
by justard October 18, 2010
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jermtard

A accurate discription for Jeremy Boss
Has anyone spoken to jermtard today?
by Dowdydogz February 11, 2019
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