permapwned

For ones self to be permanently owned in life.

Guy1: dude that dude is permapwned
Guy2: his name must be Luv2pb!

permapwned by andr3w282 October 3, 2007

permapwned

Never having the ability to right ones wrongs and to live in a self depracating existence known only to be permanently pwned at whatever they attempt.

Canadian: Dude I totally just got pwnt at runescape
Non-Specified-country-of-origin: Fuck man, you're worse than andr3w282 and I thought he was permapwned! Must be your country.

permapwned by cr0sis March 30, 2008

Permazoned 

adj. Permanently friend zoned. Absolutely zero chance of ever hooking up.

Combination of permafrost and friend-zoned

Do you think Billy will ever hook up with Holly?
No chance, he's permazoned.

Permazoned by twinfin July 12, 2011

Permawedgie 

When you've made the mistake of wearing too tights pants all day at work and/or school....Literally having a permanent wedgie no matter how many times you shift around in your chair.

Damnit, these pants I wore today make me have a permawedgie.

Permawedgie by The Kengster June 16, 2011