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Penis Butter Sandwich 

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020

Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.

penis butter and jelly sandwich 

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste

penis butter and jelly sandwich 

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.
Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich 

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.
"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"
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