penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick

Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap

by swil February 27, 2003

penis slap

when you crack your penis like a whip

i had to get it hard so i did a penis slap

by dont fucking worry about it May 13, 2005

Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

penisflapper

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.

"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."

by amir69 April 13, 2010