penis haircut

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.

The asian had a penis haircut.

penis haircut by spooly the dork January 9, 2005

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Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

Penis haircut by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

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half a penis haircut

A haircut resembling half of a penis head.

Nice half a penis haircut you dickhead.

half a penis haircut by Tony91919 December 11, 2007

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Penis Bowl Haircut

when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis

damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis

Penis Bowl Haircut by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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