Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}

Her pussy is my penis case

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

A bad case of penis

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.

Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."

by Middlecitykid17 March 10, 2011

Casey's penis

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers

Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

by Professor Bickleburg October 13, 2017

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013