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Penis case 

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}
Penis case by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

A bad case of penis 

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."

Casey's penis 

The longest penis in the world, perhaps longer than fifty kilometers
Are you going to ride Casey's penis again?

peniscake 

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake 

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!
peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake 

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.
"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"
peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013