A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".
The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"
Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"
Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."
A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.
Ingredients:
1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.