Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.

Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.

Penis Silk by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021

Penis Silk

Pre-cum

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.

Penis Silk by Derker Derr February 17, 2023

penissilitis 

-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire

-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.

penissilitis by teddy at ku September 16, 2007

Penissilium

A form of black mold that will make your dick fall off without warning

If you are feeling less cocky today you may have been exposed to penissilium

Penissilium by Out of order 1 June 1, 2018