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Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.
Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.
by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021
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Penis Silk

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.
by Derker Derr February 17, 2023
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penissilitis

-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire
-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.
by teddy at ku September 16, 2007
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Penissilium

A form of black mold that will make your dick fall off without warning
If you are feeling less cocky today you may have been exposed to penissilium
by Out of order 1 June 1, 2018
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