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penis mightier 

Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger
Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
penis mightier by Falklian January 26, 2004
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Penis Mightier 

1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.

See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
Penis Mightier by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004

penis mightier 

A device that enlarges the penis.

Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
penis mightier by SirFishouse December 28, 2005

penis mightier 

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work?
Wait, wait, are you selling Penis Mightiers?
penis mightier by Sean Connery August 31, 2003

Penis Mightier than the sword 

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

The Pen Is Mightier 

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.
1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?
The Pen Is Mightier by James January 29, 2004

the pen is mightier than the sword 

"The pen is mightier than the sword" means a person can cause people to change their opinions(e.g., to fight a war)and on a large scale whereas a sword can only change a peron's opion by force and then often only results in the person's death.
The Founding Fathers of the United States of America considered the pen to be mightier than the sword, and therefore were able to gain the freedom of America by uniting the colonists.
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