A Penguin Icicle is when you take a dead smelt popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to waddle like Gentoo, once your partner has waddled enough to break the smelt popsicle down to a snow pea consistency you then place your balls on her feet like she's emperor penguin keeping an egg warm. You will know she is ready to mate once she starts to pop out the smelt snow peas into your mouth. P.S do not mind the odor that is accompanied by the act of the penguin icicle you will learn to love that sweet fishy smell.
by Velvet Rope April 11, 2020
Get the Penguin Iciclemug.