pencil shavings

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

pencil shavings by wills0 July 28, 2009

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Pencil Shavings

bad cheap/fake weed

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"

Pencil Shavings by kloo December 3, 2003

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Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

Pencil Shaving by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

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Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

Miami Pencil Shaving by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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