Pencil Dick

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.

I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.

by Jendo October 15, 2004

Pencil Dick

A DICK THAT IS SMALL AND THIN, LIKE A PENCIL USED TO WRITE GOLF SCORES DOWN

ALEX DORIO HAS A PENCIL DICK: CORRECTION A GOLF PENCIL DICK. HE TOLD ME SO AS HE TRIED TO GET ME TO SCREW HIM.

by SDS006 January 4, 2011

Pencil Dick

The only white hair in the bunch.

Dennis needs more D to go with his ICK, because he has a pencil dick. Is that a pencil in your pocket, Dennis I mean Dencil!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is Anal Retentive with Pencil.

Pencil Dick Talks like he has a Pencil in his ass.

by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

by James August November 27, 2007

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008