Definitions by KwekuSika

Penaldo 

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.

Penaldo by KwekuSika April 30, 2021