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penal code 

The Penal Code refers to a large series of unwritten rules the male gender must follow when using and placing into action his reproductive organ. This includes rules such as using a condom when fornicating with a stranger or a girl not on birth control and also the rule of not using your unit with your friends girlfriend or ex- girlfriend with out his consent.
" Man i slept with Joe's old lady last night"

"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."

"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."

" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"
penal code by flyhomie61 February 18, 2010
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penal code 

lets read the penal code!
penal code by mint bloom October 22, 2006

Penal code 6244 

In the event of a domestic dispute everything is documented and there is no protection against text harassment .so if an ex partner was to be texting you in an inappropriate manner or purely to piss you off instead of using the phrase go fuck yourself it's much safer to say they're violating Penal Code 6244 . Or just reply with 6244 since there is no legal code to stop these harassing texts

Article 146 of the Penal Code 

Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria is the newest Bulgaria copypasta. It states that a person who somehow embarasses or hurts another person's dignity whilst in their presence can be fined with up to 3000 BGN (1500 Euro). The Article became especially popular in Bulgaria recently, as people started using it as a threat against people making memes.
Me: Hey, check this meme out!
Dimitar Stoyanov: I will sue you in accordance with Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria if you do not delete this meme!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026