Peeronis 

pee-roh-nis Peeronis is a disease of the lower area (i.e. the male genitailia), this is where you have a bending look of this area. The side effects are : bent, crooked, sideways, lopsided, or arched structure.

"I think I want John "
"No you wouldn't, I've seen what's down there... I'm afraid he has peeronis"

Peeronis by Peeronis November 4, 2016

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

Pedronism by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014