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Pee Pee Shit 

Pee Pee Shit refers to a person who tries so hard to pee that shit comes out of their genitalia
Guy 1: Yo I rlly needto piss
Guy 2:go piss
Guy 1: *tries hard to take a piss that shit comes out of his dick*
Guy 2: Yo u got pee pee shit coming out

pee whining shit 

tendency to be hopelessly and utterly ill-tempered and contrary to the point of frustrating any and all attempts of being civil
if you don't quit I'll knock the pee whining shit out of you
pee whining shit by daddyo February 19, 2009

Shit pee pee ass 

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

I shit fart pee pee 

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
When you have to shit so badly that you pee simultaneously. Considered a caustic acid trip on the commode and a wiping nightmare.
Kat made her own unpleasant bidet by taking a spastic peeshit after suffering from charmiphobia all evening.
peeshit by MustangGirl3 April 11, 2015