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Pee pee puppet

A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.

Side note.

Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico

Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..

Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district

(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior

He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it

He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet

Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
Pee pee puppet by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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