Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)

During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock

by dakingwuzhere March 28, 2009

pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021

ham-clapping pee pee cock

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 31, 2017

Cock of pee

A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.

*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee

by Cock of pee February 14, 2017

peecock

A cock peeing or a cock that needs to pee real bad.

If you choke your chicken when you're about to pee, then you're choking your peecock.

by Tin Kle April 12, 2005

peecocking

the act of standing up in a room full of people to stretch out when you are chubbed up to see if a female is checking your package out

I was in a conference room full of people think about the great night i had with my lady friend and got excited ,when i stood up to do some peecocking i caught a couple of the ladies checking me out

by funny guy 73 March 16, 2011