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pee-cock 

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)
During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock
pee-cock by dakingwuzhere March 28, 2009
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pee-cock 

Another word for penis.
"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."
pee-cock by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021

Pee Cock 

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up
Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK
Pee Cock by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

ham-clapping pee pee cock 

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.
The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

Cock of pee 

A black bird with blue or green feathers and black spots. It isn't a peacock, Stop trying to prove me wrong.
*Josie sends a picture of a beautiful cock of pee to the group chat*
Cassie: What a wonderful cock of pee
Shelby: It's a peacock, cass.
Cassie: No, It's a cock of pee
Cock of pee by Cock of pee February 14, 2017
A cock peeing or a cock that needs to pee real bad.
If you choke your chicken when you're about to pee, then you're choking your peecock.
peecock by Tin Kle April 12, 2005

peecocking 

the act of standing up in a room full of people to stretch out when you are chubbed up to see if a female is checking your package out
I was in a conference room full of people think about the great night i had with my lady friend and got excited ,when i stood up to do some peecocking i caught a couple of the ladies checking me out
peecocking by funny guy 73 March 16, 2011
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