Pedofiddled 

Someone who has been previously been and victim of a pedophile

I have been pedofiddled

Pedofiddled by ChickenAiden April 25, 2021

Pedofiled

When a pedophile is officially registered as a sexual offender/predator on a file in the government's computer system.

Allen: "Did you hear about the pedophile in our neighborhood that recently got busted by the FBI yesterday?"
Steve: "Yeah. He deserves to be pedofiled."

Pedofiled by TyTyJewBoy June 1, 2009

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

Paedofiddled by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

pedodiddler 

A sick individual who likes to have sexual relations and relationships with fourteen year old babies. As a person under eighteen you do not qualify as a pedophile, you are now a pedodiddler. A person who is so down bad they can’t pull their own age.

Yo did you hear abt that kid who effed three fourteen year olds that man is a pedodiddler.

pedodiddler by scum buster January 14, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019