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Pedestrianity

Pedestrianity is a sub relgious belief which main principle is a strong conviction that man is neither made for nor should travel in any other way than by the means of his own two feet.
The movement originated 2014 in Copenhagen, Denmark by a, at the time, 26 year old Jewish man by the name; Mikkel Troelst Kaarsbøl.

In Kaarsbøl's own writings he describes the very evening for when he has his revelation.

He was tricked into sharing a taxi with a unemployed blacksmith from his hometown, Hillerød.

In his writings Kaarsbøl describes how he, in the taxi, felt an "overwhelming discomfort by the thought of the economic expences he would suffer to the taxidriver." And how "the whole setting was planed for him to feel the worst kind of social discomfort that any other jew in the history of jews." Here he also dedicates 3 chapters to how disgustingly bad music the driver chose to play in the taxi.
But the defining moment for his revelation was when a divine intervention made him shit his pants in the taxi. He now knew, that for the rest of his life he would now only travel by foot - "as it was intended from since the dawn of jews" After the experience he founded the religion that now is known as Pedestrianity. It is estimated that Pedestrianity has roughly 24.000 religious followers around the globe.
He is a Pedestrian and a hardcore follower of the book prophet and founder of Pedestrianity, Mikkel Troest Kaarsbøl
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Pedestrianing 

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.
Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.
Pedestrianing by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011

pedestrianized 

Being left without a car or some other motor vehicle.
(Your brother takes your car without asking)

"I'm going to the store. Where's my car? Damn it! I've been pedestrianized"
pedestrianized by Sylvia September 23, 2008

evil pedestrianism

twisted realization of the chronic faults of society. this may result in you hating your life, the world and/or the lives of other people (Republicans, etc.)
I just had a major experience of evil pedestrianism... North Korea about to fuck us up!!!

People need ID to get ID... smfh @ this evil pedestrianism.

pedestrianate 

(verb) To bring oneself to become a "pedestrian," by walking across some expanse.
One thing I want to do before I turn 30 is pedestrianate myself across Europe.

I pedestrianated myself from your house to mine.
pedestrianate by daisy perry April 25, 2007

pedestrianism 

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
pedestrianism by Haydenem April 29, 2006

Pedestrianism 

That kid practices pedestrianism
Pedestrianism by KNZR March 8, 2008