Pedestialion

Pedestialion: A raised column made of marble combined with a fancy sounding Italian suffix used to describe people who identify themselves as above others just because of their possessions and extravagant lifestyle.

Pronunciation: "Pede sta leon"

Waiter: Hi, My name is Jim, I will be your waiter today. Can I bring you anything?

Morgane: Yes, can you retrieve me an elegant bowl of the finest soup made by a trained chef.

Middle American Friend: (Looking incredulously)....You serious bitch? This is Panera, you are Pedestialion.

Pedestialion by Medici89 September 26, 2011

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Pedestration

noun:
1 - The act of thinking about randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

2 - The act of randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

Noun:
I engaged in some amazing pedestration while walking to the grocery store this morning

Pedestration by usnabatman October 13, 2011

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pedestaling

talking very highly of someone, as if an idol or god.

saying something to the tune of "hey Branden is totally our savior for helping out with the party" would be pedestaling

pedestaling by cupofdirtfordinner March 23, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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