A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.
Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!

Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.

Me: ....

Friend: What?

Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
by JesterHat August 30, 2009
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Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Commonly used by athletes.
include human growth hormone, testosterone, EPO.
The cyclist Hincapie claimed Armstrong used PEDs
by EndoDoc May 21, 2011
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-The word "Ped" is often used as an alternative to a correct or a better suited word in a situation. It is when the user is under some sort of pressure, experiencing nervousness or because they simply do not know how to respond due to social retardation, that they respond with "(Erm) Ped".

- To "Ped Out" is to lose control of the current situation you find yourself in and break down into a sweat, or just leave and sit in the library or wander the corridors alone.

It can be used in any confusing/unfamiliar situation and as an alternative to a context specific word.



Example 1:

A: Tell me the story about the guy who has his clothes money and ped.
B: What?
A: Erm you know, ped?

Example 2:

A: When was the last time you wanked?
B: Erm ped.

Example 3:

A: I don't know what my girlfriend wants from me!
B: Stop pedding out you twat.

Example 4:

A: I'm pedding out!
by Lewis Elliott March 07, 2009
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A kid who likes to listen to Pink Floyd and experiment with drugs. There is always at least one Peds per school. Look for them typically driving an old-school car like a Trans Am.
Peds: Hey, wanna try some psychedelic drugs?
Everyone else: Sure, why the hell not?
by The Group805 September 04, 2007
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1: A Ped is all things wonderful. A Ped is your best friend, your favorite game, etc.
2: Ped may also be used a swear word.
3: Ped is the word you use when you don't know what to say.
4: A word relating to ped is Anti-Ped. An Anti-Ped is all things bad and terrible. The list of terrible may include dead memes, animal abuse, etc.
5: performance enhancing Drug
1: "Jason is my Ped, we are just the best of friends".
2: "go Ped yourself Jeff".
3: "Jason is an A** hole", "Uuuh, yeah he is a - Ped".
4: "Blake is an Anti-Ped".
by The Slippery Whale January 08, 2019
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Brittish slang. Short for moped - a small motorbike mostly of the 2 stroke 50cc variety.
Baz: How fast does your ped go?
Gaz: 27 mate
by eyebrows78 June 08, 2005
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short for mopeds. this is how most roadmen travel otherwise with bikes
Man ride on peds and dip dem yutes
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