A wedding ceremony where the groom and bride pets each other rather sexually in front of the altar while the priest is speaking.
Me: Did you see the pedding today? It was hot!
Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.
Me: ....
Friend: What?
Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
Friend: Yeah, I was in the back, jacking off. It was like a porn movie or something.
Me: ....
Friend: What?
Me: That's your sister, you sick fuck.
by JesterHat August 30, 2009
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Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.
Friend: okay..
Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out
Friend: okay..
Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out
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An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
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Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.
Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.
by aenar November 22, 2009
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