A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on
Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.