a sexy melodramatic and/or 'hammy' female who dances with gay men at clubs. also known as a 'fag hag' but a higher class one.
"I was at the club last night and my peacunt was there. We were all over eachother. Then my dick got caught on her corset but we made it hot so it all worked out ok."
"Aw, yay, I love my peacunt, we should hook them up."
When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...
Hey I love to: pecuntuatingmalaticlationalingpunctioanlingpingleingchonkawonkidonkatationplunctationaingflunkitactatitionexolticationflancatiuatoinpecuntiancingfelinguaitngurination
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*